Q: Is there really someone named Mr. Brick who works at your company?

A. Duh, is there a Santa Claus?


Q. Do you know where we can get a good french dip sandwich?

A. Yes, and we’re not telling.


Q. Yankees or Dodgers?

A. We’re bi-coastal when it comes to baseball. We love them both.


Q. You’re a funny man, Mr. Brick. I absolutely love your blog. Have you ever tried stand up?

A. Yes, years ago, but then there was an unfortunate incident with a live yak at the Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. I’m trying to forget it. Thanks for reminding me, pal.


Q. Where can we get in contact with you?

A. The contact tab and the Social media tab has more ways than you can shake a yak at…oh, there I go again.